In addition to the posted prices, if you want to purchase any Sons of Anarchy merchandise, you will have to submit to outside authority. Have a nice day!
Just a reminder, we now sell Che Guevara t-shirts. On a related note, we slashed our employee wages again. Have a nice day!
Beware the Slender Man, he stalks the aisles. Have a nice day!
Now selling college degrees. Have a nice day!
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. Have a nice day!
If you’re experiencing difficulties, please wait until the Singularity. Have a nice day!
Bob just accidently released 200 anthrax-laced rats from the pet department. Good going Bob. Have a nice day!
If you are experiencing ennui, our employees cannot help you deal with it. Have a nice day!
All of our Harry Potter themed items are in aisle 9 and three-quarters. Have a nice day!
Scientists just dropped the most advanced rover ever on Mars. Think about that while you buy half a dozen cans of cheez-whiz. Have a nice day!